* I must point out the following, due to legal reasons: with the judgement from 12th May 1998
(http://www.online-recht.de/), the County Court in Hamburg has ruled that if you use Links, you are possibly responsible
for the contents of the linked pages.
I have no influence over the design of the linked pages, and therefore distance myself explicitely from all of the
displayed contents. The above is also valid for all other links that are found on my pages. I declare myself responsible
solely for the web sites, the design and content of which I can control.
The statements and opinions expressed in this web site are entirely my own. I accept no responsibility for the results of
contributors advice, nor do I necessarily endorse the services offered by individuals or companies listed on this web site. *
I created this web site for myself, just because I can, and not for viewing by the general public. So if you don't like what
you see, tough. It serves you right.
I make no representations or warranties about the suitability of his web site, either express or implied, including but not
limited to the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or non-infringement. I will not be
liable for any damage suffered by "net-heads" as a result of using, reading or distributing this document. So
there.
This web site is not designed or intended for use as on-line control equipment in hazardous environments requiring fail-safe
performance, such as in the operation of nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, air traffic
control, weapons systems, direct life support machines (yeah, right), in which failure of these web pages could lead
directly to death, personal injury, or severe physical or environmental damage. The site is not government property. I am
not, and never have been, an agent of the German Security Intelligence Organisation (GSIO)- honest (vee avv vays ovv mayking
yew tolk).
If you do not accept these terms, you should exit this system immediately.
Permission to beg, borrow, steal, use, copy, modify, distribute, burn, print, sell, destroy, rip-off, lend, or delete any
or all of my material on this site, including photographs, anecdotes and e-Mail addresses is hereby granted.
Furthermore you may scramble or infect the web site with viruses (for non-commercial or commercial purposes).
This is because I cannot be bothered, or have the time, to chase you around the world, or to try and understand the statute
rights of an immature inhabitant of a remote island in the Pacific Ocean (or the village idiot in Bönnigheim, Germany -
you know who you are, Kai Schrödter!).
However, I expect, out of common courtesy, that you will give me a credit for any material that you decide to recycle.
The photographs used on this site have all been taken by the Butchers of Neunkirchen, excepting those that I have recycled
from various external sources including MI6, GSIO, CIA, FBI and the paparazzi. Permission to include recycled material on
this site has been requested from the relevant external sources, and due credits to these sources have been given, even if
they couldn't be bothered to grant or acknowledge the requested permission (yet).
In my role as administrator, owner, editor, webmaster, postmaster and general dogs-body of this site, I hereby decline any
responsibility of any truths or untruths that you may acquire or view on this site.
I will not be held responsible for any adverse effects that might occur upon viewing this web site, physical or
psychological, such as projectile vomitting, depression, self mutilation, short term memory loss, heart attack,
obsessive/compulsive disorders and loss of control over bodily functions. If you are pregnant or nursing, consult your
doctor before viewing this web site.
This web site does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my wife, my friends (whoever they are)
or my cats; don’t quote me on that; don’t quote me on anything; all rights reserved and wrongs revenged; you may distribute
this posting freely but you may not make a profit from it; all notices subject to change without notice; items are slightly
enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; do
not remove this item under penalty of law; not tested on animals; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold,
mutilate, or spindle; close cover before striking; objects in mirror may be closer than they appear; do not try this at
home; do not reheat in original container; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; this
offer is void where prohibited, taxed or otherwise restricted; caveat emptor; product is provided "as is" without
any warranties; user assumes full responsibility; an equal opportunity employer; no shoes, no shirt, no service; quantities
are limited while supplies last; if any defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an
authorized service center; read at your own risk; parental advisory - explicit lyrics; text may contain explicit materials
some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; keep away from sunlight; keep away from pets and small
children; do not feed the animals; limit one-per-family please; no money down; no instructions included; batteries not
included; keep arms and legs inside at all times; do not pass Go, do not collect $200; action figures sold separately; no
preservatives added; slippery when wet; safety goggles may be required during use; sealed for your protection, do not use
if safety seal is broken; call before you dig; not liable for any damages arising from use or misuse; for external use
only; if rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue use; use only with proper ventilation; avoid extreme
temperatures and store in a cool dry place; keep away from open flames; avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling
fumes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit; do not place near a flammable or magnetic source;
smoking this could be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom; no
salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a
physician; ribbed for your pleasure; possible penalties for early withdrawal; offer valid only at participating locations;
allow four to six weeks for delivery; must be 18 or older to enter. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning,
flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other acts of God, neglect, damage from improper
installation, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized repair, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered
serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not
authorized, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the
item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but is not
limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB’s, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma
rays, knives, stones, etc.); other restrictions may apply. If something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on.
Despite being an electronic archaeologist, I wish to assure all viewers that no electrons were harmed during the
construction of this web site (except for those that are being hurtled at the speed of light against the inside of your
monitor screen right now), and none of them have been tested on animals!
I still often use one of these nifty hand-held manual word-processors and graphics rendering devices,
that utilise graphite-based leak-resistant low-maintenance solid toner technology.
You can now close any open windows. Fresh air should stay outside where it belongs!
In my spare time I provide FREE bungee jumping to Microsoft Internet Explorer users - no strings attached!
LORD Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to
hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they really pissed me off.
You are welcome to send me comments, advice, kudos, proposals, thoughts, job info, tasteless remarks, insults, love stories,
link errors, HTML sites, credit card numbers, inquiries, warrants of arrest or shut down appeals.
If you experience difficulting in reading this, please use the built in zoom feature - move your head
closer to the screen.
Browser Setups
I have designed this site using Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.5 and a screen size of 1024 x 768. It should also work with
Netscape Navigator, Microsoft Internet Explorer or AOL versions 3 and above, as well as other Hyper Text Markup Language 3.2
compliant browsers, but some formatting may not display as intended by the author (that's me, folks). The full effect will
only be experienced if your Browser supports Java applets
and JavaScript, and NO SOUND is included (in case you are browsing whilst at work, you naughty people!).
If you experience any problems, please let me know (including details of your browser), and I will try to amend the site
accordingly.
